What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

How do you like to be pegged?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

Do you like high heels?

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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